DUMB, DRUNK & RACIST, ABC2, 9.30pm
TONIGHT, Joe Hildebrand says, we venture into what Indians believe is one of the most dangerous cities in the world: Melbourne. Or, as he says, the most dangerous place in Australia. This is according to India’s media, Hildebrand says. But he’s not convinced crime is racially motivated; he thinks it’s actually colour blind, and sets out to back this up. He dresses his four Indian guests in flak jackets, just in case.