CRIMINAL MINDS, Channel 7, 9pm
THIS should be a cinch to crack. They’re looking for a white male in his 40s who was rejected by girls when he was a teenager. We know who he is already, we meet him at the start as he’s about to pour sulphuric acid into the eyes of a girl who’s tied to a chair. The bureau may not even be able to get it together to solve this one — they’re all in a tither over who knew and who didn’t know about Prentiss not actually being dead but nonetheless having a heavy coffin. Reid, as the prettiest, pouts the most.