GARDENING AUSTRALIA, ABC1, 6.30pm
GOOD old Colin Campbell (pictured) — and I can call him old because Costa refers to him as the show’s ‘‘ elder statesman’’, as if he’s Henry Kissinger— does a segment on plants that are not only death-proof but also flowering. On his list: gerberas, star jasmine, callistemon — specifically rocky rambler. Tino divides his rhubarb in Tasmania but fails to make a rhubarb and apple crumble or point out how sparkling rhubarb makes your saucepans. What’s it do to your colon then, huh? The only recipe on the show is Jerry’s granddad’s weed killer.