DIANNE BUT­LER OUT OF THE BOX

Herald Sun - Switched On - - Friday - BET­TER HOMES & GAR­DENS, Chan­nel 7, 7.30pm

IT’S only about six months late but, gee, this’ll be handy next sea­son: a draft ex­cluder. Is this some sort of salary cap? A new tank­ing penalty? No. It’s what you call those snakes you put across your door if you have an old house and want to stop gales com­ing in that ren­der heat­ing a com­plete waste of time and money. Tara says you’ll need a long sock (bloody long sock, Tara) and rice. Ob­vi­ously the sock is in South Sydney or North Mel­bourne colours. So get that done, then make Ed’s steamed and bat­tered sausages for Grand Fi­nal snack­ing. Or, you know, don’t.

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