Relive the horror of Amity-ville
THEY did this on America’s Next Top Model — had an All-Stars season — for the ones who weren’t good enough but who were, if everyone was honest, their favourites.
Dan and Dani might’ve endured some online ridicule when they were on The Block, which means nothing anyway, but they came out of it richer and loved by people they’d never heard of. And isn’t that the reason anyone goes on television? To be adored by strangers?
Now they’re back. And this time I’m going to count the number of times Dan says, ‘‘ You’re joking me, Keith.’’
The way I’m trying to keep track of ‘‘ Bring it on’’ in My Kitchen Rules. The Block is more Oh My Gods. Especially because this All Stars season features deceptively attractive, heritagelisted houses in Bondi that are frilly at the front, and then which fall away to a gaping wound out the back.
Everyone pulls up in their new Suzuki Grand Vitaras on Monday night and oohs and aahs and starts picturing, I don’t know, valances and mosaics and already spending the hundreds of thousands they’ll make on auction day. Even when they walk through their house, that sense of not having to actually renovate anything —
They still go shopping for pretty stuff way too soon