DIANNE BUTLER OUT OF THE BOX
I’D like to know if anyone ever died and was then found in the kind of scene we’re faced with tonight. So much rigmarole. Industrial-strength glue, and then the peanut butter, the joke arrow through the head. The dead guy was a stand-up comic. He hated funny hats though, which would be why his killer put it on him — one last insult. Was it his girlfriend? They’d had a big fight. The girlfriend’s brother? Another comedian? A heckler? Obviously the only thing for it is for Booth to perform at open mic night at the club in his suit using jokes written by Sweets and Fisher.