NCIS: LA, Channel 10, 9.30pm
THE LA Life Centre couldn’t be less aptly named. The cast stands in front of a screen looking at footage of a violent robbery, which panicked sightseers managed to film amid all the gunplay, and takes turns saying lines of inane dialogue. The loot: gold bars, interest on a trillion-dollar loan from China. Only a trillion? The US is in better shape than we thought. A patchy episode salvaged by Miguel Ferrer as NCIS AD Owen Granger.