MODERN FAMILY, Channel 10, 7pm
AND now for the christening. Jay has a name picked out, which Gloria seems OK with, and you’d think that’d be the end of it, since this is their child. But Gloria’s mother, who is staying with them, along with Gloria’s sister Sonia, has another name she plans on giving little baby Pritchett. At gunpoint, if necessary. Hope you’ve seen The Godfather. And if you think you’ve heard all the Colombian village stories from Gloria . . .