YOUNG & MARRIED, MTV, 9pm
I HAVEN’T decided — is this a sequel to Teen Moms or Engaged & Underage? Which they weren’t, by the way. Underage. MTV will be hoping it’s like Teen Moms in terms of ratings, not so much two of the cast going to jail. Hopefully there’s less pressure on Young & Married. No kids, for a start. All they have are a whirlpool of heightened, unfettered emotions and each other, until the end of time. Or, you know, sooner.