DA VINCI’S DEMONS, FX, 7.30pm
IT’S handy when Leonardo’s being chased by Vatican meatheads and can look up at a building and know which ropes to climb and which ones to cut to bring down the wooden scaffolding on their head. Mainly, though, he needs to get that cannon built for Lorenzo de Medici. That’s Lorenzo’s girlfriend he’s smoulderingly hot for. I thought Leonardo was gay but there we are.