DIANNE BUTLER OUT OF THE BOX
GOURMET FARMER, SBS One, 8.05pm
HE’D be wanting a drink wouldn’t he? After that episode last week, where Matthew murdered one of his family? He was all like, the reality of farming is one of them has to go, and decided on the ‘‘ biggest girl’’. I’m sure he’ll miss his wife. At first. He got Marty, one of the locals, in to do the actual death scene. Did you see this episode? Marty looked like he was in Fargo. So this, I’m thinking, is why Matthew is going on a cellar-door crawl with his mate Nick tonight. Nick, who’s just bought his own wine fermenter. Hic.