DIANNE BUTLER OUT OF THE BOX
REVENGE, Channel 7, 9pm
JUST what America needs — Conrad Grayson’s running for public office. Yes, he’s standing for Governor of New York, and announces it tonight, flanked by his gorgeous, disgusted family. They will have dragged Helen Crowley’s dead body out of the pool house by then. Or at least rolled her up in the blood-soaked rug. Their plan is to have Amanda somehow take the fall for it all. Just as soon as she and Jack deal with the nuttier Ryan brother, who’s gatecrashed their honeymoon. Brace yourselves fans — this is the saddest episode since the death of Sammy the dog. How sad is it? Emily cries. Yup. That sad.