CROC COLLEGE, ABC1, 8pm
TONIGHT John’s telling the group who he’s taking to Kakadu. Two of them will get to go, to help with the crocodile artificial insemination program. He’d be taking the pair who annoy him the most, wouldn’t he? In case there’s an ‘‘ accident’’? They’ve already tried AI with farmed crocs, works a treat. But there are no fences in the wild, apparently. They’ve got their KY Jelly on hand but you’d think that’d be the least of their worries.