OFFSPRING, Channel 10, 8.30pm
HAVE we had an enormous medical malpractice suit on this show yet? Between Nina and Martin Clegg and the chorus of gossipy, distracted nurses, none of them should be allowed to handle surgical instruments. As for Eloise . . . who’s alone with Patrick peeling his and Nina’s shared de facto root vegetables when Nina arrives home tonight. Billie is soon on hand to divine the scope of the looming crisis. She’s a big help.