JOKE OF THE DAY

Herald Sun - - NEWS - FROM FRANK OF GEE­LONG

A PO­LICE of­fi­cer stops a young mo­tor­cy­clist.

“Why are you wear­ing a woollen cap in­stead of a hel­met?” the po­lice­woman asks.

“For safety rea­sons,” the mo­tor­cy­clist replies.

“You must be jok­ing,” the as­ton­ished of­fi­cer ex­claims.

“Not at all,” the man ex­plains. “I con­ducted an ex­per­i­ment.

“I threw the cap and hel­met from the 10th floor of a build­ing.

“The hel­met broke into pieces but the cap didn’t.”

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