JOKE OF THE DAY
A POLICE officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down the freeway.
“Officer,” the man began, “I can explain.”
“Just be quiet,” snapped the officer. “I’m going to let you cool your heels in jail until the sergeant gets back.” “But, officer, I just want ...” “And I said to keep quiet! You’re going to jail!”
A few hours later, the officer looked in on his prisoner and said: “Lucky for you, the sergeant’s at his daughter’s wedding … He’ll be in a good mood when he gets back.”
“Don’t count on it,” answered the defeated fellow in the cell. “I’m the groom.”