JOKE OF THE DAY

Herald Sun - - NEWS - FROM ED­DIE CHAPPELL OF WHITTLESEA

A PO­LICE of­fi­cer stopped a mo­torist who was speed­ing down the free­way.

“Of­fi­cer,” the man be­gan, “I can ex­plain.”

“Just be quiet,” snapped the of­fi­cer. “I’m go­ing to let you cool your heels in jail un­til the sergeant gets back.” “But, of­fi­cer, I just want ...” “And I said to keep quiet! You’re go­ing to jail!”

A few hours later, the of­fi­cer looked in on his pris­oner and said: “Lucky for you, the sergeant’s at his daugh­ter’s wed­ding … He’ll be in a good mood when he gets back.”

“Don’t count on it,” an­swered the de­feated fel­low in the cell. “I’m the groom.”

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