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TOM and Joe get to­gether to or­gan­ise the lo­cal ball as they do ev­ery year.

“Now this year, there will be a limit of one glass of al­co­hol per per­son,” Tom says.

“That is ridicu­lous,” says Joe. “Why is that?

Tom replies: “Last year, the op­ti­cian’s daugh­ter came.”

“So what is wrong with that?” asks Joe.

“Well,” says Tom, “she had two glasses and made a spec­ta­cle of her­self.”

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