JOKE OF THE DAY
TOM and Joe get together to organise the local ball as they do every year.
“Now this year, there will be a limit of one glass of alcohol per person,” Tom says.
“That is ridiculous,” says Joe. “Why is that?
Tom replies: “Last year, the optician’s daughter came.”
“So what is wrong with that?” asks Joe.
“Well,” says Tom, “she had two glasses and made a spectacle of herself.”