JAILBIRD SWEATS IT OUT
A NOTORIOUS inmate was charged with contraband found in his cell at Barwon Prison.
But he doesn’t give a toss about facing court for allegedly possessing a “category two item in prison”, it’s what’s said to be on the contraband that’s got him into a golden sweat.
Page 13 hears the smuggled item was a memory stick which is said to reveal alarming images of what in jailhouse jargon are known as water sports.
Somewhat appropriately, the memory stick was secreted in the cell’s toilet brush. It may end up being a wee problem depending on what the courts decide. The pissant’s peccadillo has reminded prison authorities of some of the more vulgar practices of inmates. Such as
CARL WILLIAMS “bronzing up” to avoid a court appearance.
The “smear” is now part of Victorian prison folklore. But Carl got the wrong date and was all dressed up with nowhere to go. Except the shower.