Ba­zonka

Isis Town and Country - - Opinion - By SPIKE MIL­LI­GAN

SAY Ba­zonka ev­ery day That’s what my grandma used to

say It keeps at bay the Asian Flu’ And both your el­bows free from

glue. So say Ba­zonka ev­ery day (That’s what my grandma used

to say) Don’t say it if your socks are dry! Or when the sun is in your eye! Never say it in the dark (The word you see emits a

spark) Only say it in the day (That’s what my grandma used

to say) Young Tiny Tim took her ad­vice He said it once, he said it twice he said it till the day he died And even af­ter that he tried To say Ba­zonka! ev­ery day Just like my grandma used to

say. Now folks around de­clare it’s

true That ev­ery night at half past two If you’ll stand upon your head And shout Ba­zonka! from your

bed You’ll hear the word as clear as

day Just like my grandma used to say!

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