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G’DAY,

A car load of tourists were driving through Wales. Just as they were approaching Llanfairpwllgwyyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwlantysiliogogogoch, they started a debate about how to pronounce the town’s name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one asked the employee, “Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are….very slowly?” The employee leaned over the counter and said, “Ken Tuuuck eeee Friiiied Chick enn.”

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