>> Square dinkum

Kyabram Free Press - - NEWS -

G’DAY,

Lately I've been try­ing to make new friends out­side of Face­book, whilst still ap­ply­ing the same prin­ci­ples as I do in Face­book.

So I go down the street and tell any ran­dom peo­ple what I have just eaten, how I am feel­ing, what I did last night and what I will be do­ing to­mor­row night.

I show them pic­tures of my fam­ily, my dog, me in the gar­den and me in the swim­ming pool.

I also lis­ten to their con­ver­sa­tions and tell them I love them. And it ac­tu­ally works! I al­ready have three peo­ple fol­low­ing me . . . two po­lice of­fi­cers and one psy­chi­a­trist.

Hooroo!

Newspapers in English

Newspapers from Australia

© PressReader. All rights reserved.