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Three women, who were very old friends, met at a city restau­rant for their yearly din­ner date. As the three ladies were handed a menu, they each, em­bar­rass­ingly, put on a pair of glasses.

‘‘I only need mine for the very, very fine print,’’ ex­plained the first lady.

The sec­ond one re­marked, ‘‘I only need to use mine when the light is par­tic­u­larly bad.’’

The third one con­fessed, ‘‘I rarely wear mine at all — ex­cept when I need to see.’’


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