Not slack­ing off

Kyabram Free Press - - NEWS -

NO NAMES or pack drill, but Traps is as­sured it hap­pened.

A dairy con­sul­tant was very en­thu­si­as­tic while get­ting ready for work.

‘‘What should I wear to work, the blue or black slacks?’’ he asked his wife who was still in bed, be­fore he jumped into the shower. ‘‘What?’’ was the sleepy re­ply. ‘‘Blue or black?’’ ‘‘It re­ally doesn’t mat­ter does it?’’ came the re­ply from be­neath the doona.

Af­ter his shower he thought his wife might be a bit more re­spon­sive and en­gage in con­ver­sa­tion.

‘‘Now, the blue or black trousers? Which one for work do you think?’’

‘‘You do re­alise it’s Sun­day don’t you?’’ came the re­ply from his wife.

Our poor old dairy con­sul­tant must be a bit Byrnt(sic) out!

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