Not slacking off
NO NAMES or pack drill, but Traps is assured it happened.
A dairy consultant was very enthusiastic while getting ready for work.
‘‘What should I wear to work, the blue or black slacks?’’ he asked his wife who was still in bed, before he jumped into the shower. ‘‘What?’’ was the sleepy reply. ‘‘Blue or black?’’ ‘‘It really doesn’t matter does it?’’ came the reply from beneath the doona.
After his shower he thought his wife might be a bit more responsive and engage in conversation.
‘‘Now, the blue or black trousers? Which one for work do you think?’’
‘‘You do realise it’s Sunday don’t you?’’ came the reply from his wife.
Our poor old dairy consultant must be a bit Byrnt(sic) out!