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Kyabram Free Press - - NEWS -


The bloke work­ing at the TAB win­dow at the Birdsville Race­track was com­pletely sur­prised when a horse stepped up to the win­dow and asked to place a bet on him­self to win in the next race, the Birdsville Cup.

‘‘What’s the mat­ter?’’ snorted the horse. ‘‘Are you as­ton­ished be­cause I can talk?’’

‘‘Not at all,’’ replied the bloke. ‘‘I’m as­ton­ished that you think you can win.’’


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