A joke...

Little Angel - - TEAM ANGEL -

• Jan­uary 3 is of­fi­cially ‘Fruit­cake Toss Day’. Chal­lenge your friends and fam­ily to see who can throw a fruit­cake the far­thest. Ha!

• You can’t snore and dream at the same time. Weird!

• Squir­rels are re­ally for­get­ful and of­ten can’t find the nuts they’ve hid­den away!

• In Poland, restau­rants serve pizza with a bot­tle of tomato sauce. You’re sup­posed to squeeze sauce all over the pizza, ew! of mu­sic Q: What sort elves do Christ­mas lis­ten to? A: Wrap mu­sic!

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