The Funniest Jokes Ever
Here are some juicy jokes to make you laugh your head off!
Q: What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down? A: It gets toad away! Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Eiffel Tower? A: Of course! The Eiffel Tower can’t jump. Q: If you have 10 apples in one hand and 14 oranges in the other, what do you have? A: Really, really big hands! Q: Where did the bunny groom and bunny bride go after their wedding? A: On their bunnymoon! Q: Why did the horse cross the road? A: Because someone shouted “Hay!” Q: What do cats eat for breakfast? A: Mice Bubbles!
Q: What’s brown, hairy and wears sunglasses? A: A coconut on holidays! Q: What do you call a funny mountain? A: Hill-arious! Q: How do bees get to school? A: On the school buzz! onesnowman Q: What did say to the other smell A:“Doyou carrots?”