What is it? We’ve all seen those dodgy pieces of toast with fluky patterns where millions have flocked to check out splodges that bear resemblance to Jesus, Santa Claus or John Lennon, but the Vermont Novelty Toaster Corp has gone one better. They can build you a toaster that burns a specific portrait onto your bread. You just send them a photograph, and they use it to make a metal plate that fits in the toaster. When heated, it burns your chosen image onto your breakfast! When’s it due? Before 8:30am. Why are we excited? Getting your own face burned onto your toast is the ultimate ego trip. But personally we think branding an image of your loved ones or favourite celeb onto food and then biting it is a bit weird, but hey! It’s your breakfast – you do what you want with it. You can currently buy a toaster with one design in both slots or a different design in each. We’re told alternative plates will soon be sold separately too, in both custom and bespoke designs. That way you could have a different picture for each member of the family.