CON­CRETE CAN­CER OF COW CRIME HERD FAR AND WIDE

Mandurah Coastal Times - - OPINION -

A KLEPTOMANIAC is some­one who helps them­selves be­cause they can't help them­selves. I sus­pect this was the case when po­lice found hun­dreds of ran­dom items they sus­pect were stolen at a Dawesville house. Po­lice were scratch­ing their heads at the eclec­tic range of items. Se­ri­ously, who would bother steal­ing a pink flamingo or an­tique irons? Ad­mit­tedly, I have a few friends who would love a mo­torised esky. Man­durah de­tec­tives aren't the only ones in­ves­ti­gat­ing pe­cu­liar pil­fer­ing cases. Mundi­jong thieves pulled off an ud­der-ly ter­ri­ble heist when they stole a fi­bre­glass cow. The cow-ardly crime oc­curred on Au­gust 18 on Pater­son Street. The cow, whose legs were filled with con­crete, had its front legs sawn off from the knee and was taken away. Vanessa Sch­mitt, Edi­tor

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