Mania - - Crack Up! -

Q: Why was the but­ter­fly not in­vited to the dance?

A: Be­cause it was a moth­ball!

Q: Why did the girl smear peanut but­ter on the road?

A: To go with the traf­fic jam!

Q: Why do ba­nanas wear sun­screen when they go to the beach?

A: So they don’t peel!

Q: Why couldn’t the pony sing?

A: He was a lit­tle hoarse!

Q: Why are leop­ards bad at hide and seek?

A: They’re al­ways spot­ted!

Q: What kind of dog likes baths?

A: A sham­poo­dle!

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