LAUGH IT UP, YAKS!
Q: Why was the butterfly not invited to the dance?
A: Because it was a mothball!
Q: Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?
A: To go with the traffic jam!
Q: Why do bananas wear sunscreen when they go to the beach?
A: So they don’t peel!
Q: Why couldn’t the pony sing?
A: He was a little hoarse!
Q: Why are leopards bad at hide and seek?
A: They’re always spotted!
Q: What kind of dog likes baths?
A: A shampoodle!