Bonus Joke

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A skunk a deer and a duck were in a restau­rant. When it came time to pay their cheque the waiter came over and asked them to pay. The Skunk looked at its tail and said: “I don’t have a scent.” The deer looked at the empty chair next to it and said: “I don’t have a buck.” So the skunk and the deer had a quick chat to each other and then looked at the duck and said to the waiter “Just put it on his bill!”

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