TRY NOT TO BUST A GUT WITH THESE HI­LAR­I­OUS JOKES!

Mania - - Crack Up! -

Q: What do you call a pile of kit­tens? A: A me­own­tain! Q: What do you call a sleep­ing bull? A: A bull-dozer! Q: What is a shark’s favourite dessert? A: Jelly-fish! Q: What kind of key opens ba­nanas? A: A mon­KEY! Q: How does a lion greet other an­i­mals? A: Pleased to eat you! Q: Why are ele­phants so wrinkly? A: They’re too big to iron! Q: What do you call a deaf tiger? A: Any­thing you want, it can’t hear you!

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