THE WORLD’S BEST REALLY LOOOOONG JOKE!
a A man is driving down the road and his car breaks down near “My car temple. He goes to the temple, knocks on the door, and says, broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?” and The temple’s monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, a strange even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears doesn’t sound. A sound unlike anything he’s ever heard before. He what could sleep that night. He tosses and turns trying to figure out possibly be making such a beautiful sound. but they The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, man is say, “We can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.” Distraught, the forced to leave. the man Years later, after never being able to forget that sound, The monks goes back to the temple and pleads for the answer again. reply, “We can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.” We shall The monks reply, “Congratulations, you have become a monk. now show you the way to the mystery of the sacred sound.” that The man says, “If the only way I can find out what is making a monk.” beautiful sound is to become a monk, then please, make me many The monks reply, “You must travel the Earth and tell us how of sand. blades of grass there are and the exact number of grains The man When you find these answers, you will have become a monk.” as a greysets about his task. After years of searching he returns answers haired old man and knocks on the door of the temple. A monk and he is taken before a gathering of all the monks. monk The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head the key, says, “The sound is beyond that door.” The monks give him door made and he opens the door. Behind the wooden door is another opens it, of stone. The man is given the key to the stone door and he keys only to find a door made of ruby. And so it went that he needed to a door to doors of emerald, pearl and diamond. Finally, they come definite. made of solid gold. The sound has become very clear and man is The monks say, “This is the last key to the last door.” The hands, he nervous. His life’s wish is behind that door! With trembling open. unlocks the door, turns the knob, and slowly pushes the door source of Falling to his knees, he is utterly amazed to discover the that haunting and beautiful sound… But, of course, I can’t tell you what it is – because you’re not a monk!
Is it over yet?