TRY NOT TO BUST A GUT WITH THESE HI­LAR­I­OUS JOKES! A: A bunny rib­bit.

Mania - - Crack Up! -

Q: Why did the girl smear peanut but­ter on the road?

A: To go with the traf­fic jam!

Q: What’s a pi­rate’s favourite let­ter?

A: Ar­rrrrr!

Q: How do bees get to school?

A: They take the school buzz!

Q: What do you call a fake noo­dle?

A: An im­pasta!

Q: What do you call a cow on a tram­po­line?

A: A milk shake!

Q: What do you get if you cross a frog with a rab­bit? Q: Can a kan­ga­roo jump higher than the Em­pire State Build­ing?

A: Of course! The Em­pire State Build­ing can’t jump!

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