Have a laugh

McIvor Times - - NEWS -

A fourth-grade teacher is giv­ing her stu­dents a les­son in logic. "Here is the sit­u­a­tion," she says. "A man is stand­ing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fish­ing. He loses his bal­ance, falls in, and be­gins splash­ing and yelling for help. His wife hears the com­mo­tion, knows he can't swim, and runs down to the bank. Why do you think she ran to the bank?" One of the girls in the class raises her hand and the teacher nods in her di­rec­tion, so she puts for­ward her the­ory: "To draw out all his sav­ings!"

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