Have a laugh

McIvor Times - - NEWS -

A hus­band, prov­ing to his wife that women talk more than men, showed her a study which in­di­cated that men use about 15,000 words a day, whereas women use 30,000 words a day. She thought about this and then told her hus­band that women use twice as many words as men be­cause they have to re­peat ev­ery­thing they say. Look­ing stunned, he said, “What?”

The nurse stepped into the med­i­cal clinic’s con­sult­ing room and said: “Ex­cuse me Doc. There’s a man in the wait­ing room who thinks he’s in­vis­i­ble. What should I tell him?” The doc­tor replied: “Tell him I can’t see him to­day.”

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