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McIvor Times - - RABBIT STEW - — Liam Nee­son

Jim asked his friend, Tony, whether he had bought his wife any­thing for Valen­tine's Day. “Yes,” came the an­swer from Tony, who was a bit of a chau­vin­ist, “I've bought her a belt and a bag.” “That was very kind of you,” Jim added, “I hope she ap­pre­ci­ated the thought.” Tony smiled as he replied, “So do I and hope­fully the vac­uum cleaner will work bet­ter.”

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Ev­ery­one says love hurts, but that is not true. Lone­li­ness hurts. Re­jec­tion hurts. Los­ing some­one hurts. Envy hurts. Ev­ery­one gets these things con­fused with love, but in re­al­ity love is the only thing in this world that cov­ers up all pain and makes some­one feel won­der­ful again. Love is the only thing in this world that does not hurt.”

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