Have a laugh

McIvor Times - - NEWS -

Rex the po­lice dog sees an ad for a job with ASIO. Due to the re­quire­ments of equal op­por­tu­nity the per­son­nel man­ager was obliged to in­ter­view Rex. At the in­ter­view the man­ager gives Rex some tasks he is sure he wont be able to do. “Youll have to meet some strict re­quire­ments. First of all, you must be able to type 60 words a minute.” Rex jumps on the com­puter and bangs out a state­ment at 80 words a minute. The man­ager is sur­prised to say the least. “Se­condly, you must be able to do some ba­sic maths. What is 2 plus 2?” Rex barks four times. “What is 9 di­vided by 3?” Rex barks three times. The man­ager is amazed. “Right, thirdly, you must be able to bust open a door and jump through a win­dow when you are raid­ing a house,” and with that he leads Rex to a lit­tle set built for the pur­pose. Rex passes of course, with fly­ing colours. “Right, one last thing,” the man­ager says, play­ing his ace card. “You must be bilin­gual.” Rex looks up at the man­ager and ex­claims, “Meow.”

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