Have a laugh

McIvor Times - - RABBIT STEW -

Three bulls heard the rancher was bring­ing an­other bull onto the ranch. First Bull: “I’ve been here five years. I’m not giv­ing this new bull any of my 100 cows.” Sec­ond

Bull: “I’ve been here three years and have earned my right to 50 cows. I’m keep­ing all my cows.”

Third Bull: “I’ve only been here a year, and so far, you guys have only let me have 10 cows. I may not be as big as you fel­lows, but I’m keep­ing all 10 of my cows.” Just then an 18-wheeler pulls up in the pas­ture car­ry­ing the big­gest bull they’ve ever seen. At 1580kg, each step he takes strains the steel ramp. First Bull: “I think I can spare a few cows for our new friend.”

Sec­ond Bull: “I ac­tu­ally have too many cows to take care of. I can spare a few. I’m cer­tainly not look­ing for an ar­gu­ment.” They look over at the third bull and find him paw­ing the dirt, shaking his horns and snort­ing. First Bull: “Son, don’t be fool­ish let him have some of your cows and live to tell about it.”

Third Bull: “Hell, he can have all my cows. I’m just mak­ing sure he knows I’m a BULL.”

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