THE GIRL NEXT DOOR
Q I have a friend who’s always complaining to me about her boyfriend. She’s interested in me, right? MC
Doubt it, MC. It appears that this lassie sees you as a sounding board, which, when looking at the spectrum of flirtation to friend zone, places you firmly in the latter. Very few dating handbooks suggest flexing your whining skills as a way to win over potential suitors. Couple that with the fact her current boyfriend is the topic of conversation, and I’d say the jury would rule your case closed for copulation contention.
Q Sometimes I’m quite physical with my girlfriend’s breasts and she likes it. Other times less pressure hurts her. What gives? PW
Our ta-tas feel sore for all sorts of reasons, PW, but tender twins is a real thing. Without getting into the nitty titty gritty, medical boffins usually point to a peak in the hormone progesterone. The surge is pretty standard one week before that time of the month. The result? Pain, swelling and a temporary boost in bosom cup size. Your move: do as she says.