Can you re­late to th­ese?

Midwest Times - - HOME & PROPERTY -

You’re done with liv­ing so close to your neigh­bour you can hear their toi­let flush.

You’ve worked hard your whole life and now just want to pot­ter around gar­den­ing and tin­ker­ing with things you will never fix.

You’d like to get an al­paca or two – you’ll name one Daryl, the other Philippe.

You own at least one th­ese – car­a­van, boat, HiLux, 100 se­ries Cruiser, 79 se­ries Cruiser.

If you al­ready own an al­paca named Philippe and he’s keen for a change of scenery, or any of th­ese rang true with you, then you need to get your hands on this gem.

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