Can you relate to these?
You’re done with living so close to your neighbour you can hear their toilet flush.
You’ve worked hard your whole life and now just want to potter around gardening and tinkering with things you will never fix.
You’d like to get an alpaca or two – you’ll name one Daryl, the other Philippe.
You own at least one these – caravan, boat, HiLux, 100 series Cruiser, 79 series Cruiser.
If you already own an alpaca named Philippe and he’s keen for a change of scenery, or any of these rang true with you, then you need to get your hands on this gem.