In the cooking bits they suddenly became Michelin-standard judges
expert but slightly snippy commentary like: “Not sure what Matthew’s doing with those potatoes”, “That caramel looks a bit dark”, “Jamie’s going to run out of time”, “Could someone please explain to me why Billie is unhappy with that plating” and “WHY is Georgia crying again?”
The MasterChef grand final could not come soon enough, as the kids were reaching the peak of their powers with this scathing assessment:
Daughter, 8: “What IS the point of that cake?”
Son, 4, (nods sagely): “She’s going HOME.”
I just don’t need that sort of pressure around here.
You see, their dad is a great cook and their mother is a terrible cook. (This is not false modesty.Myworstnightmare is having to make something for another grown-up; It’s a