SHARE THE FUNNY THINGS YOUR MM AND KIDS HAVE SAID LATELY
CHILDREN’S WORLD GOOD CITIZEN
We had been at a friend’s party all day having a great time. On the way home I was stopped for a random breath test. ‘Have you had anything to drink today?’ the officer asked. ‘No,’ I replied. ‘Mum, you’re lying! You have been having those beer drinks all day,’ my four-year-old yelled from the back seat. The police officer looked shocked and asked to see my licence straight away. After my reading came back at zero I explained to him that I had been drinking ginger beer and he commended my son for trying to do the right thing. T Robertson, Mittagong, NSW.
My five-year-old grandson accompanied me to collect the mail where I found my car registration bill. ‘$686.40!’ I exclaimed when I opened it. ‘Don’t worry, Grandma,’ Jackie said. ‘I’ve got 40 cents you can have.’ He’s priceless! Sandra James, Heathcote, Vic.
During a lengthy funeral service Master Four sat fidgeting impatiently and finally he’d had enough and called out: ‘When is the box going to be opened?!’ Danielle Hayes, Wodonga, Vic.
Master Five was refusing to remove his new glasses at bedtime. When I asked why, he said: ‘If I take them off, I won’t be able to see my dreams.’
F Havord, Otago, NZ.
My little brother Brodie, 12, was so excited to be an uncle for the first time and loves spending time with his nephew. Isaac, 10 months, loves his ‘Uncle Bro Bro’ so much already.
TAMARA CHALK, BANGOR, NSW. I left my copy of New Idea in the Amazon Lodge and six people had already read it! JUDY FITZGERALD,
BUNDALL, QLD. Lillian, 10 and Jacob, seven, had a wonderful experience at Healesville Sanctuary. Reptiles are their favourite critters!
STEPHANIE PECK, CRAIGIEBURN, VIC. Our new baby chicks have a favourite place to nap! JULIE CAMPBELL, WOODFORD, NSW.