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CHIL­DREN’S WORLD GOOD CI­TI­ZEN

We had been at a friend’s party all day hav­ing a great time. On the way home I was stopped for a ran­dom breath test. ‘Have you had any­thing to drink today?’ the of­fi­cer asked. ‘No,’ I replied. ‘Mum, you’re ly­ing! You have been hav­ing those beer drinks all day,’ my four-year-old yelled from the back seat. The po­lice of­fi­cer looked shocked and asked to see my li­cence straight away. Af­ter my read­ing came back at zero I ex­plained to him that I had been drink­ing gin­ger beer and he com­mended my son for try­ing to do the right thing. T Robertson, Mit­tagong, NSW.

LIT­TLE HELPER

My five-year-old grand­son ac­com­pa­nied me to col­lect the mail where I found my car reg­is­tra­tion bill. ‘$686.40!’ I ex­claimed when I opened it. ‘Don’t worry, Grandma,’ Jackie said. ‘I’ve got 40 cents you can have.’ He’s price­less! San­dra James, Heath­cote, Vic.

IN­NO­CENT QUERY

Dur­ing a lengthy funeral ser­vice Master Four sat fid­get­ing im­pa­tiently and fi­nally he’d had enough and called out: ‘When is the box go­ing to be opened?!’ Danielle Hayes, Wodonga, Vic.

DREAM TIME

Master Five was re­fus­ing to re­move his new glasses at bed­time. When I asked why, he said: ‘If I take them off, I won’t be able to see my dreams.’

F Ha­vord, Otago, NZ.

My lit­tle brother Brodie, 12, was so ex­cited to be an un­cle for the first time and loves spend­ing time with his nephew. Isaac, 10 months, loves his ‘Un­cle Bro Bro’ so much al­ready.

TA­MARA CHALK, BAN­GOR, NSW. I left my copy of New Idea in the Ama­zon Lodge and six peo­ple had al­ready read it! JUDY FITZGER­ALD,

BUNDALL, QLD. Lil­lian, 10 and Ja­cob, seven, had a won­der­ful ex­pe­ri­ence at Healesville Sanc­tu­ary. Rep­tiles are their favourite crit­ters!

STEPHANIE PECK, CRAIGIEBURN, VIC. Our new baby chicks have a favourite place to nap! JULIE CAMP­BELL, WOOD­FORD, NSW.

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