LAST LAUGH

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■ Why do they never serve beer at a math party?

Be­cause you can’t drink and de­rive. ■ Why did the stu­dent throw his watch out of the school win­dow?

He wanted to see time fly.

■ What do you say when you are com­fort­ing a gram­mar nazi?

There, Their, They’re.

■ Why didn’t the skele­ton go to the school dance?

He didn’t have any body to take.

■ Why did the cross-eyed teacher lose her job?

Be­cause she couldn’t con­trol her pupils?

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