LAST LAUGH

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■ What is the first thing bats learn at school?

The al­pha­bat.

■ Where do bats keep their money?

The blood bank.

■ How do bats tell their fu­ture?

They read their hor­rorscope.

■ Why did the vam­pire need mouth­wash?

Be­cause he had bat breath.

■ Did you hear about the two bats meet­ing?

It was love at first bite.

■ What do you call al­pacas tak­ing over the world?

The Al­paca­lypse.

— Source: www.jokes4us.com

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