■ What is the first thing bats learn at school?
■ Where do bats keep their money?
The blood bank.
■ How do bats tell their future?
They read their horrorscope.
■ Why did the vampire need mouthwash?
Because he had bat breath.
■ Did you hear about the two bats meeting?
It was love at first bite.
■ What do you call alpacas taking over the world?
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