LAST LAUGH

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■ What an­i­mals are best at play­ing bas­ket­ball?

A score-pion.

■ What do you call a mon­key that wins back-to-back ti­tles?

A chim­pion.

■ What swims in the sea, car­ries a ma­chine gun and makes you an of­fer you can’t refuse?

The Cod­fa­ther.

■ What do you call a fish with­out the eye?

Fsh.

■ Where do foot­ball play­ers go shop­ping in the off-sea­son?

The tackle shop.

■ Where does a fish end up when it flies?

A magic carp.

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