■ What animals are best at playing basketball?
■ What do you call a monkey that wins back-to-back titles?
■ What swims in the sea, carries a machine gun and makes you an offer you can’t refuse?
■ What do you call a fish without the eye?
■ Where do football players go shopping in the off-season?
The tackle shop.
■ Where does a fish end up when it flies?
A magic carp.