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■ Just named my dog Ten­miles, so now I can say I walk ten miles ev­ery day.

■ The other day my girl­friend told me to take the spi­der out in­stead of killing it ... so we went out and had some drinks. He’s a cool guy, wants to be­come a web de­vel­oper.

■ Fell asleep with my iPhone un­der my pil­low last night and when I woke up it was gone and re­placed with a shiny new fifty cent piece. Damn that Blue-Tooth Fairy.

■ One more sleep till Christ­mas if you’re an in­som­niac.

■ Got some ex­tra sen­si­tive tooth­paste the other day. It gets really jeal­ous if I use other tooth­pastes.

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