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■ When does roy­alty watch softball?

Dur­ing knight games.

■ Why are frogs great out­field­ers?

They never miss a fly.

■ Why did the pas­try chef hire a softball pitcher?

Be­cause she knew how to han­dle the bat­ter.

■ What goes all the way around the softball field but doesn’t move?

The fence.

■ Why do girls like softball?

It’s the only sport played on a di­a­mond.

■ Did you hear the softball joke?

It will leave you in stitches.

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