■ When does royalty watch softball?
During knight games.
■ Why are frogs great outfielders?
They never miss a fly.
■ Why did the pastry chef hire a softball pitcher?
Because she knew how to handle the batter.
■ What goes all the way around the softball field but doesn’t move?
■ Why do girls like softball?
It’s the only sport played on a diamond.
■ Did you hear the softball joke?
It will leave you in stitches.