Starman Oscar Cainer lets you know what the universe has in store for you today
From Shakespeare to soap opera, when two people are attracted to each other, they’re often portrayed doing ridiculous things or not making sense as their words come out wrong. We describe pillow talk between lovers as whispered sweet-nothings. But, life doesn’t always imitate art. As Mercury converges with retrograde Venus this week, it’s less about tongues tripping and more about hearts missing beats. It’s time to focus on what we desire, rather than how we express our wishes. A way to find satisfaction is appearing.
ARIES MAR 21–APR 20
Shouldn’t you expect better? Are you feeling just a little bit ripped off? I’m referring to your place in the emotional world, rather than your financial position. That’s another kettle of fish entirely … though you may be noticing similarities between the two. Yet, in this game of emotional give and take, it’s important to ask who’s coming out on top. How much influence do you have over the current scenario? This week brings a cosmic reminder that your generosity can bring spiritual wealth into your life. Treat yourself to some valuable insight and priceless information. Call 1902 222 500.
TAURUS APR 21 – MAY 21
There’s a strange phenomenon affecting some parts of your life. It’s as if the clocks have ceased ticking and time is, somehow, standing still. You’re waiting to see how a scenario unfolds. Without this information, you can’t really make any plans. Although you know it’s illogical, you feel as if you can affect the outcome by wishing hard and hoping for the best. With Mercury and Venus converging, you might just be right. All that power, though, is no use unless you’re certain of what it is that you truly want. Do yourself a favour. Treat yourself. For exciting news, call 1902 222 500.
GEMINI MAY 22–JUN 22
We might not have the ability to change everything we’d like to alter in our lives, but one thing we always have is the ability to change our minds. There’s no obligation to say what we’ve always said or do what we’ve always done. Habits aren’t always helpful. Nor is believing you’ve dug yourself a hole you can’t escape. The probability is high, as your ruler connects with Venus, that your powers of negotiation are more fertile than you know. Open your heart and someone else will open theirs. Lift your spirits. Change your life. For valuable news, call 1902 222 500.
CANCER JUN 23–JUL 23
Some things, it seems, are never ending. Maybe that’s preferable to never beginning. Or, on the other hand … well, hey, all you can be certain of today is that, in some corner of your universe, an answer is waiting to be found. You’re desperate to turn the final page, draw the shutters or simply sign your name to a contract that has proved so contentious for so long. Don’t imagine this to be an impossibility but, for the moment anyway, a little ambiguity is set to remain. Don’t take silence as failure – you’ll hear soon enough. To hear how your life could change for the better, call 1902 222 500.
LEO JUL 24–AUG 23
All things have their ups and downs. Though we learn and adapt in response, we never stop uncovering new things to delight and inspire us. You’d probably change a few things here and there, if you were given the chance to resculpt your personal world. There’s less to regret, though, than you might think. Absorb the teachings the universe has so recently bestowed – they won’t change your past but, some day soon, they’ll be the key to unlocking your future. As Venus and Mars converge, you’ll see what a beautiful gift that is. Treat yourself. Call 1902 222 500.
VIRGO AUG 24–SEP 23
You’re excited to adapt your way of living to a truer reflection of your ethics. Fortunately, help will soon come. You’ll also earn appreciation, love and esteem. The catch? Well, there’s no such thing as perfection and no such thing as an idyllic relationship. Regardless of how much we adore one another, it’s inevitable that we will drive each other crazy from time to time. You have a choice: focus on the minutiae of a fight, or focus, instead, on the wonderful journey you can enjoy together. As your ruler connects to Venus, the answer’s obvious. Do yourself a favour. Call 1902 222 500.
LIBRA SEP 24–OCT 23
Many people say that there’s no such thing as chance. Every time we encounter a string of events or figures with no discernable pattern, it’s just that we’re missing the cipher for that particular code. Some, however, believe that everything has a purpose; coincidences simply don’t exist. You may soon find yourself in sympathy. As Venus and Mercury connect this week, a revelation will illuminate an issue that has long seemed cloudy and indistinct. This disclosure will lighten your heart and brighten your soul. Lift your spirits. Change your life. For valuable news, call 1902 222 500.
SCORPIO OCT 24–NOV 22
As children, we learn that the distinction between fact and fiction isn’t always clear. Nor, it seems, is the relationship between acts and intentions. Some individuals can say all the correct words but follow through on none of them. Lives are founded on this. And they can go months – even years – with no-one ever becoming suspicious. Astounding announcements are being made in your emotional world now, as Mercury and Venus converge. But, don’t listen to the noise. Instead, believe the actions you see and the truth you feel. To hear how your life could change for the better, call 1902 222 500.
SAGITTARIUS NOV 23–DEC 21
You’ve got all the solutions. At least, you usually do. Over time, this has brought you success and unpopularity in equal measure. Even, on occasion, simultaneously. But, you’re now facing a scenario that you don’t know how to attack. You’re full of questions, fears, qualms and reservations. Although you don’t yet have the solution, you’ve got something far more valuable – the right questions. Pursue these and, as Mercury and Venus connect this week, your powers of discernment will reach a new high. Treat yourself to some valuable insight and priceless information. Call 1902 222 500.
CAPRICORN DEC 22–JAN 20
Aren’t friends meant to make each other’s worlds better, easier, kinder? They’re meant to be generous and thoughtful. The individuals we choose to share our lives with are meant to be people we enjoy spending time with. Or is that not so? Well, that’s meant-to-be’s for you. Meant-to-be’s, apparently, aren’t always what they’re meant to be. Someone has been causing real problems, recently. But, in spite of all, as Mercury and Venus link harmoniously, a tense relationship is about to become friendlier and more industrious. Do yourself a favour. Treat yourself. For exciting news, call 1902 222 500.
AQUARIUS JAN 21–FEB 19
Present yourself with a trophy. You’ve certainly earned one. Actually, you deserve a whole cabinetful. Take one for resolve, another for courage and one for generosity bestowed in even the most trying of times. You’ve endured a lot. There might be things you’d change but, then again, perhaps you’re not best placed for objectivity. Your journey – even in the face of adversity – has been extraordinary. This week, as Venus and Mercury conjoin, problems that have long weighed heavily upon you are set to dissipate. Lift your spirits. Change your life.
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PISCES FEB 20–MAR 20
You’re a generous soul. You think nothing of handing out your time, kindness – and even your goods.
All this is intelligible. Noble, even. But, there is never a justifiable excuse for handing over your authority. You’ve recently begun reclaiming some of the influence and deference you’re due. Soon enough, this will manifest itself as a strong feeling that you have the upper hand. Though this brings obligations, it also brings possibility. Venus and Mercury’s connection this week clearly indicates that a significant emotional boost is on its way. For valuable news, call 1902 222 500.