ZBIOTICS HANGOVER CURE
Are you a high-functioning alcoholic? That’s nothing to be ashamed of, it’s just part of growing up and being Australian. But hangovers suck, don’t they? Almost as much as hangover cures. But hope for a real hangover cure springs eternal. Now here’s a new hangover cure that quali es for this magazine because of GENETIC TECHNOLOGY!
Zbiotics is a probiotic elixir kind of like those possibly European little not-Yoghurt drink things I can never nd at the supermarket. It contains water, avour, and the world’s rst bioengineered probiotic, invented by PhD scientists (sic)! Still, at least they seem to know enough about hangovers to claim Zbiotics breaks down acetaldehyde, which is one of the main criminals behind a really savage hangover. Oh, and also a Group 1 carcinogen, according to the International Agency for Research on Cancer. Anyway, chug a Zbiotics before you chug a beer (or seven), and you’ll wake up “feeling fresh”, according to Zbiotic’s many testimonials from people who all look like they are 25 (and thus naturally immune to savage hangovers.)
There’s almost no chance this stuff will work.