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Experts say Connie Carter's rack ROCKS!
PEOPLE will arque about this red-hot subject till they're blue in the face (and BALLSACK), but experts have officially declared that spunky Euro-model Connie Carter has THE BEST NATURAL SWINGERS in the world. Highly respected news site Ranker.com recently rated the 28-year-old Prague-based porn queen's nork at NUMBER ONE ( and TWO ). And who are we to disagree with them after eyeballing Connie's 36'C cantaloupes? "I am deeply honoured and touched," she said when we caught up with long-haired brunette on her mobile. " To celebrate, me and my boyfriend will enjoy a bottle of champagne, then I will let him rib HIS THICK PENIS between my bosoms till he spurts sperm all over them.' Boyfriend? Dang. But It's true, readers - all of Connie's hardcore scenes and photo shoots are filmed with her real-life lover.
"It's so nice - one of our favourite things to di is to SCREW and we get PAID to do it," she laughed. " We do lots of TITTY-FUCKING in our scenes because it's the most enjoyable way to have sex." What does her man think of her marvelous mammaries when he's not rubbing his knob all over them? "He adores my bosoms .... he's always fondling them in public. He tells me, 'Your babbalabas are mine and mine along!'" BABALABS? jesus, we fucking hate this guys so much. But we LOVE your chebs, Connie.